My $507 “Brain Fart” Trade (and the Lesson That Pays for Itself)

My $507 “Brain Fart” Trade (and the Lesson That Pays for Itself)

November 23, 20252 min read

Let me tell you about one of my finest moments as a trader.

Friday, September 12th.

9:44 AM EST.

👉 Our trade bot fires off a BUY ALERT on MSFT at $507.11.

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Solid setup.

Clean entry.

Rulebook says: sit tight, let it work.

So what did I do?

At 10:09 AM, I sold my MSFT position… for a mighty 1% gain.

One. Percent.

Yep—this, my friends, is what a full-blown brain fart looks like.

And the punchline?

By September 16th at 9:00 AM, MSFT hit $517.68.

If I had just followed the system… the gains would’ve been 2–3x bigger.

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Instead of riding the wave, I bailed like a nervous rookie.

And the worst part?

The bot was right.

The move played out.

The gains were there.

But I wasn’t.

This, my friends, is what a full-blown brain fart looks like.

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The Hardest Part of Trading

Here’s the kicker: trading isn’t hard because you can’t find setups.

It’s hard because even when the system hands you the playbook…

your brain gets in the way.

I follow my rules maybe 70% of the time.

I’m fighting tooth and nail to get that closer to 80%.

And you know what? That 10% difference isn’t just “better.”

It’s the line between “meh” profits and champagne-popping gains.

Discipline compounds just like money. Every slip costs more than you think.

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Why I’m Sharing This With You

Because I know you’ve had that same moment.

The “sell too early.”

The “ignore your stop.”

The “jump in late.”

And it stings — not because of the money lost, but because you knew better.

The good news? You can recover fast — if you stay in the game, shake it off, and stick to your rules the very next trade.

That’s what we do at Invest Like a Millionaire:

✔️ Build systems that remove the guesswork

✔️ Add guardrails so emotions don’t wreck your account

✔️ Teach you how to win by following rules that work

Because the truth is, discipline beats genius.

And sometimes, discipline needs a little backup from a bot that doesn’t panic, doesn’t flinch, and never bails at +1%.

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Final Word

So, here’s my question to you:

👉 Ever taken a trade and instantly known it wasn’t your brightest moment?

How’d you shake it off? Hit reply and tell me.

Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned…

every trader has at least one brain fart story.

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